January 2009
86 posts
So, the lesson here is clear: No longer can the American media be relied upon to...
– Bill O’Reilly, in a remarkably and hilariously un-self-examined moment (via sade)
Remember when JFK said "the torch has been passed...
debauchette:
alexbalk:
That’s gotta be how Bush just felt when Obama told the world that America is ready to lead once more.
That's what I love about these high school boys, I...
Me (at the Indian buffet with my sister tonight): Rrrrow, hotties, 3 o'clock. Nice.
Trish: Where?
Me: Right there, both of them, in the black and gray hoodies.
Trish: Uhhhh....do you have your contacts in?
Me: What? Are they dogs?
Trish: More like puppies.
Me: What are you talking about? They're attractive dudes.
Trish: They're brothers. Fifteen, tops. Nice to see you're keeping it classy.
Me: What? No. (moves closer) Oh my god, I just eye fucked the shit out of a 9th grader.
Trish: You're going to hell.
saramcpherson: omg, FontsMatter.com is available
topherchris: ooh, nice domain
topherchris: here's what I'd do with it… make fake documents, signage, and other things and put them in completely the wrong font.
topherchris: like a funeral notice in Comic Sans
saramcpherson: and suicide notes in Lucida Handwriting
topherchris: and a circus sign in Helvetica
saramcpherson: and comic book stuff like POW and KABOOM in Times New Roman
topherchris: and a stop sign in Dingbats
saramcpherson: wedding invitations in Courier New
topherchris: or a wedding invite in that ransom letter font
saramcpherson: Unknown Error messages in Symbol
topherchris: a street sign in some unreadable grunge font
saramcpherson: traffic citations in Wide Latin
topherchris: a police car with their logotype in some gangster-style shit
saramcpherson: restraining orders in Curlz
topherchris: a sex offender notice in something called Kidprint
saramcpherson: the letter with your positive results from your AIDS test in some whimsical Desdemona font, with curlies and squiggles as the border
saramcpherson: on that dumb printer paper that looks like a scroll
saramcpherson: “Hear Ye, Hear Ye, you have AIDS”
topherchris: with THINKING OF YOU in the corner
topherchris: and like a goose or something totally random
saramcpherson: or the dentist graphic of a tooth holding a toothbrush
saramcpherson: and smiling
topherchris: this is more like, IF MYSPACE USERS DESIGNED EVERYTHING.
caro:
youngmanhattanite:
Someone has to: done.
I bet Rex $10 that there would be a pun involving “Rex and the City.” I WIN. SWEET.
How does Rachel Sklar feel about being used as an exit strategy?
Despite the moody rants, ATCBY is ace. Sorry 'bout...
allthiscanbeyours:
So I went downstairs to get a sandwich for lunch and whatever, that’s normal, no big deal I do it every day. But anyway, I went there and Serge (my sandwich guy) wasn’t there. I see this dude 5 days a week, can you imagine the mindfuck when his tranny, coked out wife is there instead? Well ok fine, I’m having a good day so I’ll let that shit go, I’ll ignore the fact that I can...
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor... →
caro:
I am laughing myself to tears, literally. ANCHOVY FUCKUP SURPRISE. Some of the suggestions:
Grape Depression
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Impeach Cobbler
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
No Chocolate Left Behind
Cookie D’oh!
Anchovy Fuckup Surprise
Credit Crunch
iRocky Roadside Bomb
Bananas Over Baghdad
SNAFUdge
Pail o’ Fail
Waterboarding Watermelon
Yellow Cake Bomb
Cheney...
Bush Signs Bill Aiding Gay Partners →
homecoming:
thatswhatimsaying:
President George W. Bush, no friend to gays, nevertheless signed the Worker, Retiree and Employer Act on December 23, which will allow the roll-over of pensions from a deceased gay person to his or her partner without tax consequences as with heterosexual married partners. The Human Rights Campaign hailed the move, though it is not known whether Bush was going...
Meanwhile, people blog from Gaza
Apparently, there is hardly any foreign press in Gaza. Information comes in through blogs, as far as power black outs permit. One guy is simply keeping track of incidents he has heard about. Another posts pictures of people who were brought in injured. Yet another writes in a stream of conscience way that is difficult to understand.
It’s confusing to read. While there is no way of...